John Hawkins reports that The VRWC Commemorative Knives Are In:
Our agents spent years searching for irreplaceable cultural artifacts from ancient cultures so we could melt them down. Then after we acquired the silver and gold we needed, we hired the finest craftsmen from poverty stricken South American countries, promised them pennies a day if they'd hand craft these knives, and of course then cheated them out of their pay.But when will the VRWC commemorative "evil black rifles" be ready?
