Bubba says we'll have to live in caves

I see that Bill Clinton is endorsing the ecoweenie call for a return to life in caves to avoid offending Mother Gaia, but while I'm sure it will endear him to the Al Gore crowd of one sheet toilet paper users, I don't really think it's going to keep Hillary from swanning about in private jets or Bubba himself jetting off to far places to swing multi-billion dollar deals for campaign contributors. Hey, taking dubious largesse and private jet rides is the Democrat way and I'm sure they'd be deeply saddened to give them up - that's for the little people.

As usual, the joke is on us

There's nothing like 3 congenital liars in a rickshaw. I especially like ole John McCain saying his win in Florida was a "conservative victory," because, well heck, I always appreciate the drivel dished out by guests on our planet.

Hold on - here's a news update:

(2008-01-30) — Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards today quit the race for the Democrat presidential nomination, and immediately endorsed Republican frontrunner Sen. John McCain.

“As the presidential field narrows,” Sen. Edwards will reportedly say at an afternoon news conference, “I just didn’t feel there would be room in the race for two white males who favor leniency for illegal aliens, who opposed Bush’s tax cuts for the rich, who fight man-made global warming, who support limits on so-called free speech in political campaigns, who have worked to hinder approval of conservative judicial nominees, and who stand against the Bush administration’s desire to torture terror suspects with waterboarding.”

(Photo stolen from Free Republic.)

Meet John McCain's illegal alien guru, Juan Hernandez

Who is Juan Hernandez, you say?

Juan Hernandez, the former Mexican Secretary For Immigration Affairs under the Vicente Fox administration in Mexico, has been discovered to be working for the John McCain campaign as their Hispanic Outreach Director. For those who don't know Juan Hernandez is a dual citizen of the United States and Mexico. Having worked in Mexico's government and now apparently in ours, I consider him a double agent and obviously not working in just the best interests of the United States, but in the best interests of Mexico as well. These best interests include allowing millions of illegal aliens in the United States to remain here and in the future for millions more to come.

Hernandez has been quoted, and as you'll see in the video in his own words, as saying that the Mexicans who do remain here in the United States are hoped to remain loyal to Mexico. Is this the kind of immigrants we want in this country? Do we really want people with loyalties to other countries remaining legally here and obtaining citizenship?

Check out ole Juan's act:




Are we talking slime ball or what? We're not talking "won't buy a used car from" here - we're talking "won't let him get within ten feet." The best reason not to vote for John McCain is so that we won't have to see sleazy Juan hanging around. Michelle Malkin has more on ole Juan's hustle.

Hillary says Bubba did it out of love!

I didn't know Hillary was doing stand-up comedy, but I guess so:

Clinton was asked on CBS television's "Face the Nation" whether her husband was "out of control" after he took the Illinois senator, and the media to task, during a foul-tempered week-long campaign.

"You know, my husband has such a great commitment to me and to my campaign," the New York senator said.

"He loves me just like, you know, husbands and wives get out there and work on each others' behalf."

She also said poor lovesick Bubba hadn't been getting enough sleep. Nice try, Hillary, but it seems more likely that Bubba is all grumpy because he is afraid of losing his dream of a 8 year worldwide boinking tour at the taxpayers' expense.

Who's scarier? Tom Cruise or Hillary Clinton?

Clinton and Cruise - On the campaign trail:

It's a Hillary Clinton Panderfest!

So Hillary Clinton managed to scrape out a caucus vote win in Nevada by pandering to illegal aliens. No wonder Hillary supports importing new Democrat voters from Mexico. Want to bet that they aren't also voting illegally in the general election? Neither do I.

Anyhow, another day another pander for the Clintons and Hillary showed up yesterday at the Abyssinian Baptist Church in Harlem to butter up some of the Democrat party's "traditional clients." Unfortunately for her, the natives were restless:

Sen Clinton then waded into the crowd to deliver coffee to supporters who’d been waiting in the cold nearly an hour longer than her schedulers had originally anticipated — but ran into a group of heated Obama supporters, who’d been outside waving signs and chanting for their candidate. Let’s just say they weren’t interested in a cup of Joe.

“We don’t want your coffee,” one said. “Stay out of Harlem.” As the chants of “be a part of something great, Obama ‘08″ continued, the man commanded Clinton to stop trying to “steal the black vote.”

Golly, I guess they just haven't gotten Hillary's message!

Will Hillary Clinton release her medical records?

Bill Clinton was always famous for for his unusual refusal to release his medical records either while running for President or as President. Speculation as to the reason abounds and while there are suggestions that he was trying to cover up cocaine or alcohol abuse (he got that big red nose somewhere), the general belief is that he didn't want to reveal a succession of infections from sexually transmitted diseases (STD). You know, fun stuff like "the clap", "the drip", and "the itch", or more politely: chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, hepatitis, HIV, and even crab lice.

While that's not surprising considering all the women (willing and unwilling) Bill Clinton has had sexual contact with over the years, it raises an interesting dilemma for Hillary Clinton: should she release her medical records or not? If she caught an STD from Bubba, then obviously she can't release them for the same reason that he couldn't. However, if her records are clean (or she even made up some clean records) then releasing them would highlight Bubba's refusal to do so and lead to all sorts of snickering about whether they actually ever spent the night together.

Suggestion to Barack Obama: release your medical records and encourage all candidates to do the same. I can't wait.

Hillary Clinton, the empty pantsuit

Hillary Clinton and her flying monkeys like to brag about her "experience" in hope that no one will inquire too closely as to what it actually consists of. Investor's Business Daily reminds us:

If Hillary Clinton is proud of her experience and record of change, why are 2 million pages of her White House files locked up? Watching your husband is not experience.

Actually watching Bubba is quite an experience although unrelated to government, but I digress.

The last time Sen. Clinton was a genuine agent of change was when she led the secretive Health Care Task Force in 1993-94 that labored mightily to propose a Godzilla-size bureaucracy that would have nationalized one-seventh of the nation's economy. To receive medical care you would have gone to the equivalent of the Department of Motor Vehicles.
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After the health care debacle, Hillary slipped, or was pushed, below the radar. We don't know much about her "experience" as "co-president," largely because reams of calendars, memos and other records remain under seal until after this year's election.

We do know she has spent much of the past 35 years watching her husband. She watched him be attorney general of Arkansas, then governor, then president of the United States. She was in charge of putting down "bimbo eruptions" during her husband's 1992 presidential campaign. But again, that counts as watching her husband.

Those nasty bimbos were every bit as tough as Al Quaeda, I'm sure. Of course, the Clintons didn't do too well there either.

She would lead the war on terror, but her experience in that area lies in watching Bill fail to pull the trigger when he repeatedly had Osama bin Laden in his sights. On their watch, the U.S. did virtually nothing — except shamelessly withdraw from Somalia — while terrorists killed Americans on three continents.

Hillary did urge her husband to appoint Janet Reno as the first female attorney general, a move he'd later describe as "my worst mistake." While the Clinton Justice Department treated the first attack on the World Trade Center as a law enforcement matter, Reno kept busy incinerating religious zealots in Waco.

Unfortunately, they were homegrown fruitcakes and not the religious zealots actually killing Americans and terrorizing the Middle East.

Hillary has been in the Senate for seven years, during which time she has accomplished nothing of note except for voting for the Iraq War before she was against it. No major piece of legislation bears her name.

Her public record and career is even spottier and shorter than that of her opponent, Sen. Barack Obama. ... She's made a lot of speeches, but has governed nowhere at any level and has led no major organizations.

Less experience than Barack Obama - that's hard to to do!

Trouble at Miss Hillary's plantation

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I can't help but enjoy the infighting going on in the Democratic primary with professional woman (and victim) Hillary Clinton doing her best to slime professional black person (and victim) Barack Obama who is stealing her traditional support among black Democrats. Of course, Obama supporters seem to think criticism of any kind is racist so it makes for an amusing mix. The Democrats have been playing the race and gender victim cards on opponents for so long that it is hilarious to see them use it on each other.

Anyhow, stay tuned for a big and likely inept Hillary pandering campaign to win back black voters. Maybe something like this:

Get well Tim!

Eminent Oz blogger Tim Blair has been off his feed lately and is going into the hospital for major surgery. Everyone here wishes him a speedy and complete recovery.