Hey, Kay Hagan! Where is North Carolina's Health-Care Christmas present?

I'm very disappointed.

On Christmas morning I couldn't find one single gift to North Carolina from Sen. Kay Hagan under the health-care "reform" tree.
Louisiana got a nice package. Florida and Connecticut, too. And Nebraska scored a really big present.

Just six days ago Crooked Harry Reid said that if a senator didn't get his state "something" in the health-care "reform" package, then that senator wasn't doing his or her job.

And Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., upped the ante. He said that every state did "get something" in the measure.

OK. it may be a little late, but I'm still excited. What's North Carolina's gift? Goofy Kay, as everyone knows, won her seat in the Senate last year on Barack Obama's coat tails and ever since she has been in Washington whenever Obama or Harry Reid told her to jump, her only response was "How high?" Goofy Kay has voted for every single thing those boys have dredged up so North Carolina's present has got to be something really good!

Flat screen TVs for every man, woman and child? No, no -- that's way too small.

A new military base ... for every county?

A lump of coal and a power plant to fire it?

Oh, I know: Lifetime exemptions for North Carolina residents and all of their descendents from federal income tax? That would be nice.

Whatever it is, I can't wait for the UPS truck to finally get here. The suspense is unbearable.

(With apologies to Sherman Frederick)

Kay Hagan and her Godless American pals

Republicans haven't had  a ton of success in North Carolina because with a few exceptions the Democrat party there is still controlled by old style Democrats who, while rather free with the taxpayer's money, are still recognizable as Americans.  They often get NRA endorsements which may seem surprising to Northerners.

That's changing though as a Howard Dean supporter got elected Democrat State Chairman and the wingnuts are beginning to run for higher office while necessarily trying to conceal their moonbattery from the North Carolina populace of all parties. A case in point is this year's Democrat US senatorial candidate, Krazy Kay Hagan (NRA grade F), who couldn't resist the temptation to sneak off to Boston to get some cash from the leaders of the Godless Americans PAC. You know - the freaks who want to take "In God We Trust" off the currency among other things. For the benighted citizens of the Old North State clinging to guns and religion it was quite an eyeopener and her opponent Elizabeth Dole is jamming it down Hagan's throat:

Kay Hagan should have run in Massachusetts where I am sure they would appreciate her act.