Friday, August 08, 2008

New excuses needed for Johnny Reid Edwards

Since the National Enquirer is now featuring a snap of John Edwards with his love child, our previous attempt to provide an excuse for ole Johnny Reid needs a bit of an update. How about trotting out Johnny's favorite whine about poverty?

John Edwards says he was just comforting a poor unwed mother and her fatherless child

Hmm, at $15,000 a month for Rielle and offspring, that may not fly. OK, here's one that's sure to work!

John Edwards says he is a Muslim and Rielle Hunter is his second wife