"Sometimes you feel like a nut"

But for ole Maurice Hinchey, that seems to be all the time. Now Maurice claims the vast Rathergate conspiracy is even more vast. More like Maurice is half-vast. Even worse, his latest delusion is stumping the comics:

iowahawk 2/24/2005 02:39PM PST

That's it.


I QUIT.

But I guess being a conspiracy buff has its perils. Now the poor little feller is feeling sad and lonely too!