When last we visited Hugo Chavez, he was busy proving his studliness with crude sexual comments about Condoleezza Rice. Now the Macho Man is back with another old favorite:
Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez said Sunday that he would stop oil exports to the United States if the U.S. government tries to assassinate him.That'll be awfully hard to do when he's dead.
Chavez and Cuban leader Fidel Castro accused the United States last week of planning to assassinate Chavez.Line up to urinate on his grave?
"If I am assassinated, there is only one person responsible: the president of the United States. You must take action if this happens," Chavez said to listeners of his show.
