Canada Says U.S. Must Consult Before Missile Launch:
Canada, which this week refused to join a U.S. missile system designed to protect North America, nevertheless insisted on Friday that Washington must consult it before firing rockets into Canadian airspace.
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The opposition Conservatives mocked Martin's comments, saying they were totally unrealistic.
"This is delusional. There are only minutes available for a decision. How can the prime minister realistically believe the U.S. will consult him before firing their interceptor missiles?" party defense spokesman Gordon O'Connor asked Parliament.
I can see it now. The bushy headed loon in North Korea decides to lob one of his Lil Dong missiles in the general direction of the upper Midwest.
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Allo?
Could I speak to Prime Minister Paul Martin please? It's a nuclear emergency!
Zee Prime Minster is indisposed!
Indisposed?
Yez, his escargot disagreed with him and he ees locked in zee commode!
In the commode?
Yes, zee crapper!
Tell him to get to the phone or he's really going to be in the crapper!
No, he can't be disturbed!
Yeah, right. Well, you have 5 minutes to pull the shades down.
Why ees zat?
Because it's shortly going to get real bright out.
