Time to slap Mom around again, eh Imaad?
If you haven't yet seen Tim Blair's demolition of Washington Post reporter Jackie Spinner's risible maundering about American "brutality" in Iraq, give it a look. Too bad the WaPo doesn''t do video as I'm sure it would have been a crowd pleaser. The whole thing has that cheesy lowlife voyeur quality of a prime episode of Cops.
Anyhow, Iowahawk has advanced the story with a little dumpster diving behind WaPo HQ where he found more tales of infamy which unfortunately did not make the cut. Here's a sample:
Tales of embarrassment at the hands of American military forces abound in the capital city of Baghdad. Faisal, 19, recounts an episode last September as US Army troops were distributing food in the impoverished Sadr City section.Iowahawk does satire. Jackie Spinner does too, but unconsciously.
"I was with my mother for to help get the flour, and there were many of the beautiful neighborhood girls around," he says. "I am then smell the bad gas smell. I say to a crusader, 'I think I am smelling the passing of wind!'"
The callous response of an American soldier would eventually create another enemy inside this war-ravaged country.
"A crusader point to me and say, 'he who is to be smelt it, is one who dealt it!'" says Faisal, his eyes fiery with indignation.
After suffering through a withering crescendo of giggles, Faisal began slapping his mother uncontrollably.
Now a senior deputy to militant leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, Faisal says the false fart charges radicalized him to fight against occupation.
"The Americans are Devils!" says Faisal. "They will taste death, as will their giggling collaborator girls, like Fatima!"
