Tuesday, January 25, 2005

I'll be gobsmacked!

al-Reuters does an interview with Lurch:
Democrat John Kerry said on Tuesday he was setting aside disappointment from his failed White House bid to resume his "great job" as a U.S. senator...
He misspoke - he really meant "no show job." I'm sure everyone was shocked to actually see him in the flesh. But here's a bigger shock!
... and to maintain his fight to expand health care for children.

"What I'm doing is keeping a campaign promise," Kerry said in explaining his
introduction of a sweeping bill this week to provide health insurance to all of
America's youngsters.
What's that, the sixth bill in his whole career? But even more intriguing - whatever happened to Teresa's Department of Wellness?