So I thought that to honor The Bent One, I'd have my own display of photos of the Clintons. Maybe I should open a museum! Or at least a gift shop!
It's all about me!
And my vision!
I had numerous foreign policy successes
and only a few little mistakes.
But great world leaders respected me
and at home I raised the level of the national conversation
despite nasty innuendos
and grotesque rumors about me
and my lovely wife.
Let me assure you that the rumors about Hillary are untrue
not to mention outrageous
and even scandalous!
But her sunny disposition prevailed
and she remains my staunchest supporter!
I'm sure we'll hear more from her in the future!
Well, thanks everyone, for dropping by to honor my legacy
and don't forget to buy a souvenir! (batteries not included)
(While I touched up some of the snaps, none are original to me. Many can be supersized by clicking on them.)
