Time for a hearty lunch!
Line of the Day: Clinton Library Unzips!
Organisers worried about smell of horse dung at MTV Europe Awards - as well they should be.
Professor "Inadvertantly" Approves Crime as Class Project. Since it was political, it's "dog bites man" news, but the hard part is figuring why it was a "German Studies" class.
Bill Gates drowning in spam - "Microsoft founder and chairman gets 4 million e-mails a day, making him world's most spammed person."
A new mad cow case in Canada - with a fetching snap of the cow.
Your Tax Dollars at Work: The U.N. discovers the cause of anti-Semitism: Jews.
