While we're on the topic

There's always this from a French news agency no less:



And in similar news:

July 27, 2004 -- MONICA Lewinsky celebrating her 31st birthday at Serendipity 3 with her aunt, Debra Finerman. Monica ordered a foot-long hot dog and gasped, "Oh my God!" when the waiter placed the giant tube steak in front of her . . .