Today's Hoot! (But it's early yet)

Howie Carr in the Boston Herald:

The occupation ends this evening, and it can't come a moment too soon.

It is imperative to get these 5,000 free-loading delegates out of town before they discover the location of the nearest welfare offices. If anyone in a ponytail wearing a Kucinich T-shirt asks you for directions to 1010 Mass. Ave. or Davis Square, dummy up, unless you want to be responsible for their care and feeding.

If you've spent any time in the FleetCenter this week, you know what I'm talking about. Think Teresa Heinz - minus the billion dollars. If you're rich, they say you're eccentric. If you're poor, you're crazy.

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