As it stands now, Clinton's only scheduled, formal appearance is slated to occur on convention Monday. She was informed last week that it was to be a nonspeaking appearance, standing with the other female, Democratic members of the Senate as Maryland's Barbara Mikulski makes brief remarks.Bwahaha - just a chorus girl, not a star. No wonder Her Heinous is peeved.
But not to worry, fun lovers! Just look at the line up of opening night speakers. It's Dopey, Sleazy, and Crazy!
John Kerry's campaign says opening night speakers for the Democratic National Convention will include former Presidents Carter and Clinton, and Clinton's former vice president, Al Gore.Be still my heart! But I do hope that they have Big Weird Al back on his medication. Otherwise he might start chewing on the podium.
