Who knew?

Tom Fitzgerald in the SF Chronicle:

Somebody has been telling whoppers about North Korean leader Kim Jong Il's golf game, says WorldTribune.com. According to North Korea's government-controlled media, the "Great Leader'' shot five holes-in-one in his very first round and finished 38-under par.

The same media say Kim routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round (Ace is the place!). Kim apparently goes along with this story.

The little feller might fit right in down at the store if he took up fishing instead.