Meanwhile back at Fantasy Island, Weasley spots "Da Plane"

In the New Yorker, Peter J. Boyer interviews asshat brasshat Wesley Clark:

When I asked Clark how he explained being fired by Clinton after winning a war for him, he said that he didn’t believe that Clinton had anything to do with it. The President did indeed sign the order that mandated Clark’s early removal from the SACEUR post, but Sandy Berger later explained to Clark that neither he nor the President knew what they were signing. It was, Clark says, a setup, engineered by Cohen’s office and by the Chiefs. As for Clinton, “He was hornswoggled.”

While the concept of the horndog being hornswoggled definitely amuses, last week Weasley was saying that he hadn't been fired. So which is it, Weasel Boy?

Meanwhile, Tommy Franks has some words on Weasley:

WASHINGTON - Gen. Tommy Franks, who retired after leading the first stage of this year's war against Iraq, says in a new report that Wesley Clark, another former general, would make a lousy president.

"Absolutely not," said Franks, when asked if Clark, who recently joined the pack of presidential wannabes, would make a good commander-in-chief.

Stick a fork in him, he's done.