Dang, where'd I put the tin foil beanie?

Now here's the story. First, you have a Jewish billionaire who's been involved in a bunch of financial hanky-panky around the world which has actually shaken national governments. He also funds a worldwide political organization with branches in over 50 countries.

Then he turns up at a public conference and opines that he is one of the reasons that anti-Semites are claiming that "Jews rule the world". But he puts most of the blame for anti-Semitism on the governments of the USA and Israel.

To top it all off, he declares war on President Bush and makes big bucks contributions to the USA's "party of the people," skirting the campaign finance laws via donations to various soft money sinkhole organizations like everyone's favorite foreign front group, MoveOn.org.

Now all I have to do is come up with an ending and get it all typed up and my fortune as a Hollywood screenwriter is assured!

You don't think the plot is too far fetched, do you?