Poor Impulse Control Alert!
What's with the ladies and motor vehicles? Jealous Woman Crashes Mercedes Into Boyfriend's House:

GREENWOOD VILLAGE, Colo. -- A woman crashed her Mercedes through her boyfriend's garage door Saturday and attacked him with a baseball bat after she became suspicious that he was with another woman, authorities said.
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When he didn't answer his door or telephone, she rammed the garage door several times, crawled through a 3-foot opening and went up to the bedroom, where she threw drawers, knocked over a lamp and ripped a picture from a wall, Robinson said.

Holmes also attempted to attack a woman who was at the home, Robinson said.

Can you say hanky panky?

Meanwhile, out in Oakland - Fan allegedly threw cell from second deck of stadium:

A 24-year-old man accused of throwing a cell phone that hit Texas right fielder Carl Everett in the back of the head during a game faces a charge of assault with a deadly weapon.
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"I don't think this guy wanted to wake up on Easter morning in prison,'' Rinetti said. "Hopefully he learned a valuable lesson.''

He threw his cell phone? And yes, spirituous liquors were involved.