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Mark Steyn in the Telegraph reveals The Ultimate Butt. Some excerpts:

'Hello," I said, a little sheepishly. "I'd like to see some of your celebrity lingerie collections. Kylie's Love Fever, that sort of thing. The missus thought it might spice up our love life."

"Certainly, sir," said Nikkii. "We have the very latest from Paris. Entente by Jacques."

And:

"It's not 'Laanjairee'," scoffed Don Rumsfeld. "It's 'Lingerie', as in underwear to linger round the house all day doing nothing in. Now you can have all the sophistication of an Old European Nato member. Say you're suddenly overcome by a sudden cowboy-like urge to action. The 200lb of lead in your pants will ensure you won't be able to do anything but stagger round ineffectually. Hey, Jacques, Gerhard, come on out, and bring the Belgian and Canadian fellers with you."