Saturday, February 01, 2003

Alternative Theories Alert!
Appropos of the recent posts on Scot-tee and ex-President Peanut, a reader with a fondness for conspiracy theories suggests
Carter can't possibly be that big an idiot. Maybe, like Ritter, he got caught down at Burger King whipping up some "special sauce" for an invited audience?
While it's possible, I have my own alternative theory:

Just say no to Jimmy!

"Righteous sh*t, Dude!"