Wicked Witch of the West and Flying Monkey Alert!
Jay Nordlinger has a giggle with:

In the category of "too perfect": Helen Thomas has written the introduction for Susan McDougal’s new book. It shows, as perhaps nothing else could, where this important and prominent journalist’s heart is.

It's a song lyric: "Her heart belongs to Bubba when Yasser's not in town."

But Jay, "important and prominent" is rather rich - we're talking about the comic relief of the White House Press Corps.

And never forget this about McDougal: Despite what she and the Clintonites say, no one was ever pressuring her to "rat" on the president. She had an obligation to testify - even to give Clinton a perfectly clean bill of health. It was the fact of the testimony, not the content of the testimony, that was at issue.

But no one - in the media and without - on the Clinton side wants you to know that.

Well don't that beat all! Bubba and his pals lied again. After Suzie's book flops maybe she'll be in boxing matches with Tonya Harding.