All dressed up and no place to go!
The Ocala (Florida) Star-Banner reports the local election results in Crashed Party. Most of it is fairly predictable stuff, but one of the unsuccessful Democrat candidates is a tad cranky:

Democrat Darlene Weesner, who lost her bid for county commissioner on Tuesday, said "Republican-controlled" gated retirement communities didn't allow her inside to get her message to them.

"Marion County is now under siege by the Gestapo, and the Fuhrer is the leader of the Republican Party," said Weesner, referring to Harris. "All I can tell you is the community is missing out on the wonderful plans I had in store for all of us."

That's OK Darlene, we'll take a rain check. And don't miss the photo of Darlene.