Monday, September 09, 2002

Kumbaya Alert!
Tim Blair has his World Hug Day party hat on. The fruit loops even want samples of your verse for their poetry page and Tim's been helping out:
If I could meet Osama
I'd ask if it was brave
To kill so many people
And why he lives inside a cave

If I could meet Osama
I'd say, "Please be nice instead."
Then I'd whip out my revolver
And shoot the motherfucker dead

-- by Timmy T. Timson, age 5
I'd participate too, but I'm poetry challenged:
I see London, I see France
All that's left of Osama is his soiled underpants
Daisycutters will do that.