OxyMorons: Grant Reid lets us know in the Calgary Herald that "American anarchists say they're forced to move their protest against the G-8 summit in Kananaskis to Ottawa because activists in Calgary are too disorganized". More good laughs and a photo of a lout from Salinas, KS who enlightens us with: "Calgary has been badly planned, so everyone is pulling out and going to Ottawa. You need strong organization for a protest and . . . (Calgary activists) haven't updated their Web sites in months."

Ugly and stupid is a hell of a way to go through life, kid.