Tuesday, February 22, 2005

It's that Macho Man again!

Hugo Chavez claims he is not gay

When last we visited Hugo Chavez, he was busy proving his studliness with crude sexual comments about Condoleezza Rice. Now the Macho Man is back with another old favorite:
Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez said Sunday that he would stop oil exports to the United States if the U.S. government tries to assassinate him.
That'll be awfully hard to do when he's dead.
Chavez and Cuban leader Fidel Castro accused the United States last week of planning to assassinate Chavez.

"If I am assassinated, there is only one person responsible: the president of the United States. You must take action if this happens," Chavez said to listeners of his show.
Line up to urinate on his grave?