Today's Hoot!

It's Australia Day tomorrow!

Do you think the Diggers in the trenches were fighting for tofu sausages?"

"No. They were thinking of grabbing a lamb chop off the barbie with their bare fingers, sustaining third degree burns, then sticking their hands in a relieving esky to fish out a cold one," he says.

"The soap-avoiding, pot smoking hippy vegetarians might disagree with me, but they can get stuffed. They know the way to the airport, and if they don't, I'll show them."

“Look at our national song, Waltzing Matilda. It’s about a bloke trying to get a nice bit of lamb into his tuckerbag, not spicy chicken wings.”

If I may translate for our American visitors: "Australia - f*ck yeah!"

More by following the link including the reaction of those with knotted knickers.