Saturday, November 20, 2004

I didn't get an invite to the Bubbathon!

But then neither did a lot of other people including some close Clinton friends!

So I thought that to honor The Bent One, I'd have my own display of photos of the Clintons. Maybe I should open a museum! Or at least a gift shop!

It's all about me!

And my vision!

I had numerous foreign policy successes

and only a few little mistakes.

But great world leaders respected me

and at home I raised the level of the national conversation

despite nasty innuendos

and grotesque rumors about me

and my lovely wife.

Let me assure you that the rumors about Hillary are untrue

not to mention outrageous

and even scandalous!

But her sunny disposition prevailed

and she remains my staunchest supporter!

I'm sure we'll hear more from her in the future!

Well, thanks everyone, for dropping by to honor my legacy

and don't forget to buy a souvenir! (batteries not included)

(While I touched up some of the snaps, none are original to me. Many can be supersized by clicking on them.)