From James Taranto's Best of the Web:
Promoting Better Journalistic Habits
"When I grew up," writes the New York Times' Maureen Dowd, "there was no Ritalin; just a big nun with a ruler, warning you not to be 'dreamy' or 'a bold, brazen piece.' "
Is she still alive? If so, the Times should hire her to edit its op-ed page.