Line of the day
From the Billabong:

What has Iraq done to Australia other than be the biggest buyer of our wheat?

Robyn Lewis, Raglan, January 28, 2003.

What has Imperial Japan done to Australia other than be the biggest buyer of our pig iron?

Fred Nerk, Clayton, September, 1939.

The nouns change, not the rationalisations.

It's deja vu all over again!