Illegal Alien? No problem, just say the magic words and welcome to the USA!

Loophole: People are being told to use "key words" to cross border:

SAN DIEGO - A loophole is allowing hundreds of immigrants across the Mexico border in to the United States.

Immigrants are being taught to use "key words and phrases" to be allowed to enter and stay in the country.

Just this past Monday, Border Patrol agents say about 200 people came through the Otay Crossing claiming a quote: "credible fear" of the drug cartels.

So many were doing this that they had to close down the processing center and move the overflow by vans to another station.

Hey, a bogus asylum request worked for Obama favorite Aunt Zeituni, it's about time the unconnected illegals aliens gave it a try.

Of course, the Obama crowd loves magic words for illegal aliens (via 19 Illegal Immigration Facts You'll Never Read in Legacy Media):

#3 The Obama administration has distributed flyers that tell illegal immigrants that their immigration status will not be checked when they apply for food stamps.

#10 The federal government actually has a website that teaches immigrants how to sign up for welfare programs once they arrive in the United States.

I must have missed the shortage of poor people in this country, but Obama has the Federal government on the case and soon we'll just have plenty of them!

Washington Post does not mention murder suspect is illegal alien

I know it's "dog bites man", but yet again Alleged Murderer Is an Illegal Alien, but Washington Post Won't Say So:

As so often is the case, the murder suspect on the front page of today's Washington Post is an illegal alien, but the paper does not report it.

It was a particularly brutal, senseless murder of a good samaritan by an illegal from Guatemala, a now 27-year-old man. Julio Miguel Blanco Garcia was in a suburban Virginia shopping center with his one-year-old daughter; he asked a woman, apparently a stranger to him, to drive him to the hospital. She agreed; she made a wrong turn and this caused Garcia, apparently crazed by drugs, to think she was about to turn him in to the police. He then repeatedly stabbed her with a knife, as he told police investigators.

The car crashed. Garcia then crawled out to the sunlight, pulled his child out, and walked away from the scene, leaving the driver to die.

This distinguished guest in our country has a long arrest record and was finally caught when his fingerprints showed up on some bottles of champagne he was trying to steal. When confronted, he confessed to the murder but his lawyers say he was high on PCP at the time and now can't get a fair trial because of all the publicity over the mysterious murder of 19-year old Vanessa Pham back in 2010.

All of these details were revealed this week, according to the Post, in a set of court filings made public by the prosecution prior to Garcia's forthcoming trial. The electronic version of the Post story carried a link to the original police report of the interview with Garcia, which can be seen here.

Neither the police report, which said that Garcia had come to the United States in 2002 and gave other personal details about him, nor the Post article, revealed his illegal presence in the United States. Most other reporting also ignored his civil status. However, a local e-news operation, the Fairfax City Patch, did report that a hold had been placed on Garcia by ICE. That agency had identified him as an illegal alien.

Garcia, according to the Post, had been arrested several times prior to the murder; had he simply been deported after any one of these arrests, Ms. Pham would be alive today.

I guess that's not news at the Washington Post.

Today's Hoot: Nick Nolte To Play Hillary Clinton In New Movie

Dixon Diaz has the scoop:

Nolte’s “remarkable resemblance” to the former First Lady was cited by insiders as the reason.

I've noticed that myself.

The Egyptian people demonstrate how the Fourth of July should be celebrated

Overthrow an overweening thuggish dictator, then shoot off fireworks and cheer.



In the USA we have the second part down pat, but seem to have forgotten the first part.

As for our Fairy Prince, Obama ruined the holiday by returning from his $100 million family vacation in Africa. Of course, if he had stayed longer and told more preposterous falsehoods and did more promotion of unnatural acts, we would have no friends left in Africa anymore. We certainly have none in Egypt.

Memorial Day 2013

We can never thank enough all the American patriots who gave and will give their lives to "support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic."

Today's Hoot: Weiner Enlarging Staff for Mayoral Run

Brietbart's William Bigelow couldn't resist:

Weiner Enlarging Staff for Mayoral Run

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Two sources said that they couldn’t tell Politico the staffer’s name or what position he/she will assume under the former Congressman.

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There isn’t much time left for Weiner to decide, because petitioning for listing on the ballot begins in early June. In order to obtain the necessary number of signatures, he’ll need a staff larger than the one he has now. However, it seems Weiner’s position is hardening.

Hmmm, who's paying for this effort in self gratification?

The perfect symbol of our capital city – a hideous airborne turtle with ten tits

While the "Skywhale" seems a prefect representation of the bloated and beastly Obama administration, I'm afraid that the Australians have beat us to it.

The good news for us is that Australian taxpayer dollars did not buy the monstrosity, they just rented it. When can US taxpayers expect to see it hovering over the White House? I bet Michelle Obama is on the phone right now and Jay Carney is already working on the talking points.

Gang of Eight Laughs It Up Over Plan to Bring More Terrorists and Deadbeats to the USA

The buffoonish Senators in the so-called Gang of Eight got together for a jocular introduction of their grand immigration plan last week. I guess they have been so busy that they hadn't been keeping up with current events in Boston:

Take it away Howie Carr:

So once again, no good deed goes unpunished.

Uncle Sam lets another bunch of leeching future terrorists into the country who have absolutely no business being here, gives them “asylum,” making them immediately eligible for welfare, and this is the thanks we get?

They turn into mass murderers.

We bring in thousands of Muslims from a primitive society that has been battling Christians for centuries, and put them into a peaceful Christian society — what could possible go wrong?

This is what I was thinking about yesterday, with much of the city under what amounted to martial law. Once more, law-abiding American citizens were paying the price for the insane immigration policies that have so damaged this society in recent years.

You can see the decay everywhere — in the emergency rooms, in the courts, in the welfare offices and, yes, in the epidemic of senseless murders.

And also at places as mundane as grocery or big box stores where the "guests in our country" crowd in to pick up their loot with their EBT cards and the post office where they mail some of it to their real homes in a foreign land.

But please, before the Kool-Aid drinkers in the Senate try to get amnesty for at least 12 million un­documented Democrats, can somebody please consider how many more of these Dzhokhar Tsarnaevs we really need?

A better question: How many of these jihadist “refugees” can we as a society survive?

Look at the chaos and the tragedy these Chechens have inflicted on the people of Boston this week. Who asked them to come here? What exactly do they contribute to the culture? They have had everything — absolutely everything — handed to them.

Obviously, no other country in the world wanted these sharia-crazed Stone Age Muslim terrorists.

Only the out-of-touch Washington elite could possibly believe that American taxpayers have so much spare cash and unfilled unskilled jobs that they want to import more primitive poor people from around the world and install them in the spare bedroom with a pocketful of walking around money. We have done way too much of that already and as that great philosopher Jeremiah Wright might say, "America's Chechens have come home to roost."

 

Margaret Thatcher RIP

 
They were giants in those days:

Ronald Reagan died just one day after President Bush bestowed the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian honor, on Pope John Paul II for his heroic efforts to topple communism. Those two men, together with Margaret Thatcher, deserve much of the credit for the West's success in the Cold War.

As the nation mourns Ronald Reagan we should also pause to reflect that in the space of 27 months between 1978 and 1981 three such extraordinary leaders--each with the belief that evil must be confronted--should have come to power. Together they changed the world.

John Fund, June 7, 2004

Speaking of confronting evil, watch as Mrs. Thatcher stomps a roach of the domestic variety:

Obama the Great Shooter

Clown Prince Obama is telling folks that he goes shooting all the time. Of course he really meant "bull shooting" as Drudge illustrates: