What do you need a gun for? #JeSuisCharlie

Asked and answered:

You don't have to be a talking hairdo like David Gregory to be exempt from DC gun laws!

Just get your David Gregory mask and you won't be bothered.

Hey, you always wanted phony eyebrows and an artfully arranged forelock like Gregory's anyhow.

Why isn't David Gregory in jail?

David Gregory knowingly and publically violated the laws of the District of Columbia. Why isn't he in jail? There's no exception for talking hairdos.

The revenge of the bitter country folks

In Obama's America, only the Obama civilian national security patrols will have guns. More NRA ads at http://www.gunbanobama.com/.