You don't have to be a talking hairdo like David Gregory to be exempt from DC gun laws!

Just get your David Gregory mask and you won't be bothered.

Hey, you always wanted phony eyebrows and an artfully arranged forelock like Gregory's anyhow.

Why isn't David Gregory in jail?

David Gregory knowingly and publically violated the laws of the District of Columbia. Why isn't he in jail? There's no exception for talking hairdos.