Q: What do you call a Mexican president who tours the USA selling the citizens of his country for illegal work?Some other good ones:
A: A pimp.
Q: What do you call the citizens of the USA who roll out the red carpet for him?
A: Whoremongers.
Q: How do you know when a country is too wealthy?
A: They import poor people to keep the social workers and socialists amused.
Q: Why do aliens constitute a third of the inmates in Federal prisons?
A: Vincente Fox cared enough to only send the very best.
