Musical breast implants:
Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.
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BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
Thankfully, there was no word on what the equivalent would be for men.
According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."
Ian needs to get out a little!
The Sun doesn't have the full article online, but they do have
a picture. Looks like a lot of gigabytes to me!
