"Minutemen Project volunteers are not vigilantes. They're "undocumented Border Patrol agents."
Authorities in southern Mexico capture 441 Central American migrants. Gosh, the Border Patrol ought to hire them!
Teresa! We missed ya, babe! More loveable wackiness in the original article.
"Okay, I get it. You're saving your really good lies for some smarter cop, is that it?"
What happened to the anti-porn feminists? Maybe they're hiding out with the feminists against Islamic subjugation of women? The rest are on the street trying to flag down customers.
DUmmie FUnnies 03-08-05 ("So why doesn't Kerry sue the Swift Boat liars now?") Why does bologna fear the meat grinder? Actually, the best part is that it has occurred to at least some of the DUmmies that Emperor Lurch may be sans culottes.
Bill Would Ban Abortions of 'Gay Unborn Children'. I'm so confused!
