What a tag team!

They'll put you in a Sleeper Hold! It's Mutt Moonbat and Jeff! Or maybe Skeletor and Destro! And they've already released the greatest hits from their response to the President's as yet undelivered State of the Union address. Best line:

Is Pelosi going to try and say this with a straight face??

What other kind does the Botoxed one have?

Wait, there's more!

Appearing on “The Big Story with John Gibson” moments ago, Congressman Adam Smith (D-WA) savagely criticized the substance of that big presidential speech to which I earlier alluded, leading me to believe I must have missed the damn thing.

Sorry about that. But in my defense, AS A CITIZEN JOURNALIST, I’M ALLOWED TO TAKE A REFRESHING NAP FROM TIME TO TIME!