Tuesday, July 20, 2004

You can't have more fun than this with your pants on!

Lurch dumps Sandy "Pantload" Berger:
FOX and CNN's Bob Novak are reporting that Sandy Berger has left his position as an advisor to the Kerry campaign.

Fox's "Campaign" Carl Cameron reports Democrats were pressuring Berger to separate from the campaign, charging that he risked creating political embarrassment for the campaign. "Much to-ing and fro-ing behind the scenes."

Berger was an unpaid advisor. Justice officials are sticking by their story that Berger stuffed notes into his socks, despite Berger's allies' vehement denials today. Top Democrats acknowledge there's no way Berger didn't know the rules about handling classified information. "For Berger to plead ignorance is a pretty big leap," Cameron said — not clear whether he's quoting Democrats or paraphrasing.
And just who are the "Berger allies"? Why, it's Bubba's Pants Protectors, our ole pals Spinning Joe Lockhart and Leaping Lanny Davis. Not to mention brown nosing David Gergen.

I also thought it was a nice touch that when the National Archives staff noticed there was a problem with ole "Pantload", they called old Clinton Deputy White House Counsel, Bruce Lindsey. Gee, I would have called the cops. And who's ole Sandy's current attorney? Why is former White House Special Counsel, Lanny Breuer. Break out the party hats, it's a reunion!

Update: It must be bad - they called in Gutterball Chris Lehane.

Update 2: Steve has the first Photoshop I've seen plus much more.