Tsk, tsk!

Tim Blair alerts us to the current dustup Down Under over opposition leader Mark Latham plagiarizing a speech by Bubba Clinton:

Clinton: "Every 12-year-old must be able to log on to the internet."

Latham: "Every 10-year-old must be able to log on to the internet and manage information."

Clinton: "Every 18-year-old must be able to go to college."

Latham: "Every 17-year-old must be ready to extend their education into post-secondary qualifications."

Clinton: "Every adult American must be able to keep on learning for a lifetime."

Latham: "We want every adult to keep on learning for the rest of their lives."

Lots of potential there, mate!

Clinton: Every world leader needs a fat hottie to bring him a pizza and show him her thong.

Latham: Every world leader needs a fat, er ... Damn!