Everyone should have one
The 9th Circus Court of Appeals ruled that the enemy terrorists, bagged in Afghanistan and currently guests of the taxpayers at Guantanamo Bay, should be provided with a taxpayer funded lawyer and access to US Courts.
You ever notice how to folks of the leftish persuasion, everything's a legal case? I wonder if Osama Rum Baba would have obeyed a restraining order? Anyhow, it would have saved time all around if the 9th Circus had just decreed that anyone, anywhere in the world, is entitled to free legal services courtesy of the US taxpayers.
See ya at The Supremes.