Wednesday, November 05, 2003

Yes, spirituous liquors were involved

Wisconsin Lawyers Face Bare Facts About Nudity
MADISON, Wis. -- A couple of Wisconsin lawyers are in trouble for showing a little more than their habeas corpus.

David Burleson and Todd Buss have pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct after they were busted in the nude.

The attorneys were found naked in the laundry room of a downtown Madison apartment building. It was after Wisconsin's victory over Ohio State last month.

According to police reports, the lawyers were very drunk and singing loudly. They told the officers they were rain-soaked and that a resident told them they could dry off in the laundry room.

The naked lawyers had to pay a $200 fine.
That must be tough to explain to your clients. Unless they are Badger fans too, I guess.