I'm deeply saddened

Daschle Mad at CBS for Caving on 'The Reagans':

Little Tommy Daschle is mad that he'll have to pony up for Showtime to watch Viacom's attack on Ronald and Nancy Reagan.

CBS's decision to dump "The Reagans" onto its sister pay-cable channel "smells of intimidation to me," the Senate minority leader grumbled today.

Sorry Tommy, it smells more like some lying dung beetles got caught with their proboscises in the manure pile.