Tuesday, December 31, 2002

Dangerous Cookie Alert!
Not in your browser, in Michigan.
A Michigan woman faces charges for allegedly assaulting a cookie stand worker after she was told that a white chocolate chip cookie she requested is no longer available, according to a Local 6 News report.

Police said that Laura Smith, 25, became angry when informed that the cookie was not available while visiting the Briarwood Mall in Ann Arbor.

Smith then allegedly threw a two-pound box of cookie wrappers at the clerk and broke her glasses. Smith then reportedly went behind the counter to punch the clerk.
Sheesh! Whatever happened to the good old days when men did all the fighting about silly stuff in bars?