Monday, August 12, 2002

Airbrain Alerts!
From the Media Research Center:
Anna Nicole, seemingly first hearing about violence in Israel: "Who's killing the Jews?"

Nicole's lawyer, Howard K. Stern: "People are going like with bombs on their bodies into Israel and they're blowing themselves up in like coffee shops and like ball rooms."

Anna: "Whoa! Why would they do that? Don't they think it's kind of painful? It's just so not right."
Then Leonardo DiCaprio opened his pie hole to emit:
Leonardo DiCaprio, calling the United States the world's biggest polluter, urged President Bush to make a statement in favor of the environment by attending the Earth Summit in Johannesburg, South Africa, later this month.

"Mr. Bush, we're asking for your support, to be the president that looks towards the future," DiCaprio told a Monday rally organized by Global Green USA, an affiliate of Green Cross International.
Actually Leo, if he doesn't show up at this bureaucratic clam bake, he will prove he does look towards the future.