Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Heard down at the barbershop

Vincente Fox, pimp

Q: What do you call a Mexican president who tours the USA selling the citizens of his country for illegal work?

A: A pimp.

Q: What do you call the citizens of the USA who roll out the red carpet for him?

A: Whoremongers.
Some other good ones:
Q: How do you know when a country is too wealthy?

A: They import poor people to keep the social workers and socialists amused.

Q: Why do aliens constitute a third of the inmates in Federal prisons?

A: Vincente Fox cared enough to only send the very best.