He's wheelin' and dealin'!

After Deal Preserves Constitutional Superduper Majority, ole Senator John McVain is on a roll - New McCain Deal Protects Democrat Electoral Rights:

Sen. John McCain, R-AZ, who earlier this week brokered a deal over judicial nominees to protect the rights of Democrats in the Senate, today announced a compromise with DNC Chairman Howard Dean which would effectively give Democrats the White House for three of the next five presidential terms.

"The purpose of elections is to protect the rights of the minority," said Mr. McCain...

"I don't know why people call John McCain a 'maverick'," Mr. Dean added. "From my perspective as DNC chairman, he's not bucking party leadership. He's a solid, party-line guy."

It's Scrappleface. At least until Johnnie thinks of it.

(Graphic hat tip: reagan_fanatic)