Sunday, January 30, 2005

All the usual suspects are disappointed

But who gives a flying cowflop about them?


(Source: Yahoo!)


(Hat tip: Fenris6)


ScrappleFace:
News reports of terrorist bombings in Iraq were marred Sunday by shocking graphic images of Iraqi "insurgents" voting by the millions in their first free democratic election.
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Journalists struggled to put a positive spin on the day's events, but the video images of tyranny's traitors choosing a future of freedom overwhelmed the official story of bloodshed and mayhem.
Not to worry - they'll think of something. A defective over at DemocraticUnderbelly suggests:
6. Until Iraqi insurgents deliver a pillow case full of...
fingers dipped in ink to the nearest American commander

because that's what I would do if I were an insurgent leader
No wonder Chris Heinz loves DU! Oh well, Chrissy's stepdad has a whole hour of Meet the Press today to spin a more nuanced fantasy.