Today's Hoot
Over at Little Tiny Lies, Steve makes his own contribution to political jargon:

I was just reading about the idiotic deal in California, where they're giving illegal aliens drivers' licenses. I find it highly amusing that they call these people "undocumented aliens."

It occurred to me that we should be just as kind to other criminals. For example, burglars are "temporary residents without papers," and rapists are "undocumented boyfriends."

And politicians could be Handlers of the Public Purse.