Thursday, January 02, 2003

Empty Suit Alert!
Edwards enters race for presidency:
Sen. John Edwards, a multimillionaire trial lawyer from the South and relative newcomer to Washington, announced today that he will seek the Democratic presidential nomination, saying he wants to be "a champion for regular people."
Zzzzzz. I hope he doesn't get distracted by any ambulance sirens.

But he is better looking than Hillary.

UPDATE: Rodger Schultz has a campaign poster already!