The AP stuns with Man Bites Into Bat Burger:
JACKSON, Tenn. - What would you like on your burger? Lettuce? Mayo? Pickles?Well "tampering with someone's food and giving it as a gift" is a tad specific. Do they have a lot of that in Tennessee?
Perhaps some bat?
A Lexington teenager faces up to six years behind bars for placing a dead bat on a bun as a joke and giving it to a man who took a bite, thinking it was a burger, police said.
The girl, whose identity is being withheld because she is a juvenile, will be charged with violating a new law that prohibits tampering with someone's food and giving it as a gift, according to Lexington Police Investigator Donna Hetherington.
And I guess he didn't get to the Ex-Lax "chocolate chip" cookies.
