Monday, May 26, 2008

Rule No. 1: Never let the United Nations handle money

Rule No. 2: There are no other rules.

Today's case in point - Billions wasted on UN climate programme:

Billions of pounds are being wasted in paying industries in developing countries to reduce climate change emissions, according to two analyses of the UN's carbon offsetting programme.

Leading academics and watchdog groups allege that the UN's main offset fund is being routinely abused by chemical, wind, gas and hydro companies who are claiming emission reduction credits for projects that should not qualify. The result is that no genuine pollution cuts are being made, undermining assurances by the UK government and others that carbon markets are dramatically reducing greenhouse gases, the researchers say.

The criticism centres on the UN's clean development mechanism (CDM), an international system established by the Kyoto process that allows rich countries to meet emissions targets by funding clean energy projects in developing nations.

Actually it's kind of funny. The "rich" countries get scammed twice: once by the global warming foolishness and again by UN-sponsored grifters.

A working paper from two senior Stanford University academics examined more than 3,000 projects applying for or already granted up to $10bn of credits from the UN's CDM funds over the next four years, and concluded that the majority should not be considered for assistance. "They would be built anyway," says David Victor, law professor at the Californian university. "It looks like between one and two thirds of all the total CDM offsets do not represent actual emission cuts."
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"Traders are finding ways of gaining credits that they would never have had before. You will never know accurately, but rich countries are clearly overpaying by a massive amount," said Victor.
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A separate study published this week by US watchdog group International Rivers argues that nearly three quarters of all registered CDM projects were complete at the time of approval, suggesting that CDM money was not needed to finance them.
The UN says they are carefully checking every CDM project and there sure are heap big emissions cuts. Of course, they checked every deal in the Iraq Oil-for-Food program and what they mostly checked was how much money they could stash in their personal bank accounts.

All of which reminds me of the sole piece of serious legislation that Barack Obama has sponsored in the US Senate - the so-called Global Poverty Act. Now this isn't the usual goofy plan that just sends more cash directly to the Third World Dictator Lifestyle Enhancement Fund. The Global Poverty Act would require the USA to comply with the United Nations Millennium Declaration and give 0.7% of our GDP from 2002 through 2015 to the UN to supposedly reduce global poverty. This is all part of the UN's Millennium Project run by former Columbia professor Jeffrey Sachs who reckons that the way to screw the required '$845 billion "over and above what the U.S. already spends"' out of the taxpayers is to put a UN tax on carbon-emitting fossil fuels. Then after the UN handles the cash and subtracts their overhead, they in turn put the remaining loot in the Third World Dictator Lifestyle Enhancement Fund.

Naturally since it's the UN we're talking about, it's interesting to speculate how much of the loot will actually get sidetracked to the UN Kleptocrats Lifestyle Enhancement Fund. After the UN got burned badly over the Iraq Oil for Food scandal they started requiring public financial disclosure from top bureaucrats so maybe now it's all OK? Bwahahaha - it's a canonical UN farce: (emphasis mine)

Translation: public disclosure at the UN can consist of signing a statement in which the only information imparted to the public is that you refuse to disclose anything except… your refusal to disclose.
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For more detail, Matthew Russell Lee of Inner-City Press has been combing through and among many intriguing discoveries makes the excellent observation that among the 190 UN senior officials urged by Ban to fling themselves under the 10-watt glare of public disclosure described above, less than half were even as forthcoming as, say, Iqbal Riza. They wouldn’t even put their names on the site — or, as Matthew neatly put it, they have “not even consented to disclose their decision to maintain confidentiality.” This group includes — to name just a sampling — UN poverty guru and Under-Secretary-General Jeffrey Sachs; Ban’s special envoy for Burma, Ibrahim Gambari; and UN Controller Warren Sach.

Lest we forget, the purpose of this disclosure exercise, as Ban’s spokesperson announced last week, is to show that UN staff members “understand the importance” of assuring the rest of us “that in the discharge of their official duties and responsibilities, UN staff members will not be influenced by any consideration associated with his/her private interests.”

Sure - we believe ya!

There's lot's more wrong with the UN Millenium Declaration including banning "small arms and light weapons" and ratifying the International Criminal Court Treaty and the Kyoto Protocol (global warming treaty) among others and thereby giving them the force of law in the USA, but the biggest problem has to be that it violates Rule No. 1: Never let the United Nations handle money. However, there actually may now be room for another rule: Never let Barack Obama decide the foreign policy of the United States.

Memorial Day Thanks

US Military stabbed in the back by Congress and the Democrat party
From the incomparable Michael Ramirez

Today at the Country Store we offer our thanks to all the men and women in the military who have and continue to give their lives defending this country despite the increasing number of traitors stabbing them in the back. The wonder of it is that this nation continues to find such heroes.

Think, I'm too harsh? Consider Barack Obama Democrat convention delegate, former Muslim Army James Yee:

What kind of man supports Barack Obama? The kind of man who goes on TV in an Arab country ruled by a hostile authoritarian regime and participates in propaganda that seems designed to inflame anti-American sentiment.

And in particular by accusing his army comrades of crimes he never witnessed.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Polygamist knocks up 17-year old girl!

No, it's not some goofy religious sect member in Texas, it's Barack Obama Sr. who knocked up Barack Obama Jr.'s hippie chick mom before she turned 18.

I'm being a little unfair since Big Daddy Obama had only one wife at the time he knocked her up and it's never been proved that he actually married Stanley Ann Dunham, so legally polygamy (or at least bigamy) may have had to await his marriage to his third "wife." The Obamessiah's reticence about releasing his birth certificate despite the way it impedes attempted debunkings of the rumors that his real name is Barak Hussein Muhammed Obama lends credence to the suspicion that it was less a marriage than a shacking up. Or maybe Muhammed actually is one of Barry's middle names.

Of course, the wackiest thing is that Momma Obama filled little Barry's head with the nobility of the "dreams of his father" and was the ghost writer for his tome on the subject when all evidence indicates that about the only noble thing Big Daddy ever did was leave her his name after the five minutes he spent with her.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

If it talks like a chicken and squawks like a chicken, maybe it is a chicken

Barack Obama the terrorist appeaser
George Bush spanks appeasers:

Some seem to believe we should negotiate with terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along . . . We have heard this foolish delusion before. As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared: 'Lord, if only I could have talked to Hitler, all of this might have been avoided.' We have an obligation to call this what it is — the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history.
and Barack Obama gets all huffy. One of the commenters at the latter link provided the picture and another observes that maybe Barack will sue for "definition of character".

Friday, May 02, 2008

Obama is Wright


Are We Lumberjacks assists Barack Obama in his ongoing process of self definition. Stop by there for a supersized version and more japery.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Obama says we should just move on

Obama says he did not have sects with Wright
Reminiscent of another Democrat pol caught with his pants down, Barack Obama and his chief Marxist dialectician, Michelle, think that us little people should now ignore Barry's long time association with Rev. Jeremiah Wright and just move on:

Democrat Barack Obama and his wife said Thursday the public is tired of hearing about incendiary remarks by their former pastor, as they sought to put the controversy that has rocked his presidential campaign to rest.

"We hear time and time again voters are tired of this," Michelle Obama said in an interview the couple gave to NBC's "Today" show.

"They don't want to hear about this division, they want to know what are we going to do to move beyond these issues," she said. "And what made me feel proud of Barack in this situation is that he is trying to move us as a nation beyond these conversations that divide."

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"I think that this is about all I'm going to say on this issue, and I think we're going to close this chapter and move into the next phase of this election. With that, I'm hoping that we'll talk about something else."

Here's the problem, Barry. If we believe you, you spent twenty years swapping spit with Jeremiah Wright and never noticed he was a wacko which makes you seem rather less than perceptive, if you know what I mean. On the other hand, if you are lying, then you are a more than few fries short of a Happy Meal too and that makes you damn dangerous. So faced with the question as to whether you are a dullard or a moonbat, us little people are very interested in your ole pal Jeremiah and all your other old chums like William Ayers and Tony Rezko.

C'mon Barry, tell us some more about old times. We love to hear about it!

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Hey Barack, payback's a bitch

When the Obamas loved Jeremiah Wright
Click to supersize

Rev-enge is sweet for 'betrayed' pastor:
"After 20 years of loving Barack like he was a member of his own family, for Jeremiah to see Barack saying over and over that he didn't know about Jeremiah's views during those years, that he wasn't familiar with what Jeremiah had said, that he may have missed church on this day or that and didn't hear what Jeremiah said, this is seen by Jeremiah as nonsense and betrayal," said the source, who has deep roots in Wright's Chicago community and is familiar with his thinking on the matter.
Golly, who would have thought the Obamessiah would tell a lie?

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Today's Hoot: The Poverty Twins and Pumpkin Butt

For some obscure reason I find this PhotoShop of the Obamessiah and Her Thighness incredibly moving. Maybe it was dress down Friday for multimillionaires? The only thing missing is a pint-sized, ragged, and barefoot John Edwards.



The above was stolen from the Great Pumpkin thread on FR - can you guess the owner of this ample, even opulent derriere?


Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The truth about those pesky Obama rumors!

I've heard them and you've heard them and they are rife on the Web. That's right, it's those pesky rumors about Barack Obama! Well, worry no more - Frank J. has performed a public service by digging into them and providing the truth:

RUMOR: Obama is a Muslim.
STATUS: False
Obama is not currently a Muslim. He's a Christian of some sort in the "hate Whitey" sect.

RUMOR: Obama is an enlightened space alien sent to save humanity.
STATUS: False
All evidence points towards Obama being a below average man who his wife stopped asking to do chores around the house because he was always getting his head stuck in the mop bucket.

RUMOR: Obama tried to bomb the Pentagon.
STATUS: False
That was his friend.

RUMOR: Obama felt we got what we deserved on 9/11.
STATUS: False
That was his other friend.

RUMOR: Obama was once a hired goon for the Aquaman villain Black Manta.
STATUS: False
While Obama has served on a number of committees and attended a fundraiser hosted by Black Manta, Obama has never worked for him. His campaign has on numerous occasions called it out of bounds to draw connections between Obama and the terrorists, hatemongers, and supervillians he happens to hang around with in his spare time.

More debunking by following the link.

Friends of Michelle Obama: Hatem El-Hady

When Michelle Obama isn't filling her jewelry box with diamonds or her closet with Jimmy Choo shoes, she takes time out to pal around with terrorist sympathizers:

Another big Barack Obama supporter: Hatem El-Hady, former chairman of the Toledo-based Islamic charity Kindhearts, closed by the US government in 2006 for terrorist fundraising: Terrorist Fundraisers for Obama.

El-Hady has now devoted himself to raising money for Barack Obama; he has a page at the official Obama campaign web site, with three “friends” listed on it: “Rick,” “Fatima from Toledo, Ohio,” and ... Michelle Obama.

Note: when someone is listed as a “friend,” it means they specifically chose it. In other words, Michelle Obama’s name isn’t there because El-Hady put it there — it’s there because she chose to be listed as his friend.

Something tells me that the public part of this friendship won't last. Back to the harem, Michelle.